This Week's Edits

The deleted scenes from this week's Quick column.

• The term “laundry bin sex” was replaced with “hamper action.”
• “Indian burn” was changed to “Native American abrasion.”
• The phrase “interpersonal proximity anxiety“ was replaced with “Christmas shopping at NorthPark.”
• All references to It's a Living were removed.
• “Sloppy rainbow kiss” was changed to “casual handshake.”
• “Lactating octet” was replaced with “eight maids a-milking.”
• “Speed boat-sized penis” was changed to “rhino wang.”