Monday, December 17, 2007

This Week's Edits

The deleted scenes from this week's Quick column.

  • The term “laundry bin sex” was replaced with “hamper action.”
  • “Indian burn” was changed to “Native American abrasion.”
  • The phrase “interpersonal proximity anxiety“ was replaced with “Christmas shopping at NorthPark.”
  • All references to It's a Living were removed.
  • “Sloppy rainbow kiss” was changed to “casual handshake.”
  • “Lactating octet” was replaced with “eight maids a-milking.”
  • “Speed boat-sized penis” was changed to “rhino wang.”