Friday, November 16, 2007

RE: I Need Someone On My Side

from: Saul.Garza@foxtv.com
to: alibaster.abthernabther@gmail.com
date: Nov 15, 2007 3:53 AM
subject: RE: I Need Someone On My Side

This is Saul Garza.


Is there a way for you to email a picture or short video clip of her doing this?

Thanks.

Mr. Garza,

I thank you for your interest and your prompt response.

Normally, I would dispatch my assistant Reggie to retrieve the video footage you've requested. However, Reggie met an untimely demise earlier this week after being struck by a garbage truck while cleaning a swimming pool.

In the interim I will be trying to teach myself how to use the VCR in tandem with my personal computer to provide you with the video evidence you have requested.

Yours,
Alibaster Abthernabther