Monday, November 5, 2007

RE: Rumors of war

“Without the threat of the big stick, the Iranians would be quick to tell us where to stick it.” – Charles Blank, Dallas

Good show, old chap. Your astute summation and razor wit are a welcome breath of fresh air in the otherwise treason-filled Op Ed pages of the Dallas Morning News. If I wanted to peer upon some unabated Bush bashing, I would track down some filthy liberal pedaling to Whole Foods on a solar-powered unicycle, run them over with my hot air balloon and pluck a copy of the New York Times from their shivering limp grip. Kudos to you, good sir!

And bonus brownie points for your deliciously clever dual usage of the word “stick.” Not since the heyday of Hee Haw has political satire been so ripe.

Yours,
Alibaster Abthernabther