Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Without You I Am Slightly Less Than Everything

Dearest readers,

You will have to excuse me while the web log goes dormant for the next several days. I will be attending Abthernabther Thanksgiving events held in a remote island paradise, sponsored by Cartier.

As it is soon to be THANKSgiving, I just wanted to take a quick moment to give sincere thanks and express my deepest gratitude to all of you who have made this web log a regular part of your Internet browsing practices. I thank you. I thank you. And I thank you.

I am especially indebted to those local blogs and publications that have referred their readers here. You know who you are. You know you are loved. One hundred thousand thanks to you.

Last but certainly not least, I would like to thank me. Without my exquisite taste, incomparable style, unparallelled fabulousness, and saintly humility this web log would be a real bore of a read. Thanks to me. I'm welcome.

Stay tuned for some big news from Alibaster Manor to be announced within a week or so. Have a safe and wonderful holiday weekend.

Very truly yours,
Alibaster Abthernabther